- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

What is better than a cat? Nothing

I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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