- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

I share two rooms with my mother.

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

Good luck on your finals everyone!

The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

An atheist walks into a church

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

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