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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."