- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

I share two rooms with my mother.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Good luck on your finals everyone!

The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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