Homosexuals are gay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The screams were loud. It was just one big fire behind him. He and his fellow chickens had been trapped. They thought they were being freed... They thought wrong. The guards herded them in and then the heat started. The fires began to rage. His friends, his allies, his brothers, were falling dead, burning, beside him. He had to escape. He did not think, only acted. Lashing out at the guard, he knocked him down and ran. He ran and ran until he could run no more, and he still kept running. He could still hear his brothers' screams. He could still see their faces burning before his eyes. He reached the road, and finally stopped. He looked around. The screams had stopped. The heat had left his body. But then another sound came. Yelling. The guards. They were following him. He tried to keep running. But he just couldn't. He was finished. He fell on the road, sliding himself along as quickly as he could. He hadn't run this far to be caught by the guards. He stopped. He could go no further. He looked up and saw the blue sky, cloudless and free. The last thing he heard was a roaring engine. The guards never found his body.

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Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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^that joke a piece of shit

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

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Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

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How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

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Anti Joke

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