A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

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A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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