- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An atheist walks into a church

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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