- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Womens rights

A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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