Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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Wade

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shea kisses a girl

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Son: Dad what does it mean to f***? Dad: Jimmy! don't use that kind of language.. use the word chainsaw instead. Son: Ok, well what does it mean to chainsaw? Dad: Well as you know, God created people, he started with Adam and eve and then he- Son: You keep referring to god as a he, are you suggesting that God has a penis? I guess that would explain the big bang theory... right? get it? Dad: ... Go chainsaw yourself, Jimmy.

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

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Girls

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Women's rights.

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fjdkhg

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hipsters

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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all these jokes suck ass

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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