- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

Melbourne Football Club.

Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

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