It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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