- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a joke. i do to

Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

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Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

What is Worse than the holocaust?

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

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