- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

Women Driving.

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

What would you rather do or drag a board?

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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