What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

What's worse than cancer? Death.

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

The game!

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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