- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

I never asked for this.

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

pickle juice?

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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