- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

I like hats XD!

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

A Black Man walks into a bar...

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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Chuck Norris is an average human being!

Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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