- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

This is an anti-joke.

Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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