What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

I lost my tractor.

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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