There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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Tim and Eric

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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Anti Joke

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