what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

since when?

Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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