What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

Spread the net.

Yes.

A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

what is the awesomest of them all? me

a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

Ebola

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

What is 8 times 4? 32

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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