whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

Woman's Rights

I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

i have yougurt with tractor

You know what sucks? Yes.

What's that in the road.... a-head?

Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

Fiats

Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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