what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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