- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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