- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

a man walked into a bar ouch

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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