A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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Nothing yet CC

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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