- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

Your Mom.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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