- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

a potato flew around my room

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

An asian without a future.

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

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