A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

you know whats funny the letter Q

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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