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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon slam

your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

You're Adopted.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

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