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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

Womens rights.

what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

Heartlight

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

Snausages.

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