- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

fruit salad?

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

Fox News.

Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

knock knock Come in!!!

A seal walks into a club.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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