- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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