How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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Jaden McMichael

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what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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A: B: No pun intended.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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