Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

Nock Nock It's open.

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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