- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

Knock Knock! Come in!

Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

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