- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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