what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

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Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

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how do you confuse a blond?

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Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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