How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

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There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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Guess what? Holocaust

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Deadly cancer.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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hipsters

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call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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wanna here a joke??? read below...

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Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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The Pope

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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