- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

whats purple and savage? Barney!

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

Worst joke ever

Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

wood cant chuck wood

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

What do you call a black priest? Father

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

vbh

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

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