What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

If you're reading this, you can read.

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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