- Anti Joke

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.