"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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.....Carrot Top....

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A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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