- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

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