A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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A walrus walks into a bar

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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Spotto

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Meow.

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Your mom.

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Anti Joke

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