Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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Straight men can be bronies.

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What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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