What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

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bitches be crafty.

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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my namew is jd

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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19th amendment

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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68 :)

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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