What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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How are you? Yes

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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