I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

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WNBA

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

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How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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