Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

Women have the right to vote.

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

Barack Obama

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

I need a good anti joke....

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

buttcrack thumbs up

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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