What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

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You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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