Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

american government

Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

Dani barton from bob chuckles

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

What's wrong with woman Everything

Chrissy is funny.

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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