Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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What's cold and icy? Ice

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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