- Anti Joke

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you