- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

this is gay

american government

Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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