My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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we all know sammi has a penis

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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What's cold and icy? Ice

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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