- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

If life throws you melons... ouch

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

It burns when I pee sometimes.

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

knock knock!! kanye west

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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