Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

A. Hey.. B. Hi

Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

Good luck on your finals everyone!

If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

A horse cantered into a bar.

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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