- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

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