- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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