why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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Men, get on the boat.

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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