- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did he die? He was sick.

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

The cow went moo

What just hit my face? The floor

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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