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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

Win and Beau have no friends

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

Penis

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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