- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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