What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

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Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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