Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

monkey sponge

Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

Knock knock, Come in...

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

my friend is gay hes gay

Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

What happened to the starving african kid? He died

Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

I Have a Black Friend

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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