- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

monkey sponge

What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

Knock knock, Come in...

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

my friend is gay hes gay

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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