Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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Welcome To Facebook

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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What's cold and icy? Ice

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

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A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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Punch line.

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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Yes. Just Yes.

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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