Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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What's 4+7 47

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

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Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

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What is the difference between a duck?

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What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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