Ted Haggard.

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

Punch line.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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