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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

obama leadership

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

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