OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

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Women's rights.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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toast points

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The WNBA

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There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

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