If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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s e m e n

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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Fiats

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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