What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

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there's 4 men, a rabbi, a priest, a monk, and a captain. they all go on the captain's ship for a cruise with a couple hundred people. this was during the cold war, and the ship was mistaken for a war ship, and the russians missled it. the monk says: "we have to get everyone off the ship!" the rabbit say: "NO! the women and children need to get off first! And we should also hail to Satan!" the Captain says: "OMG! It's a talking Rabbit!" the priest then stops the rabbit to death!" the rabbi says: "The rabbit is right! But just the children!" The Captain says: "Screw the children! this ship is going to Hell, we have talking animals saying we should worship the devil!" the priest says: "Do you think we have time" the monk, the rabbi, and the captain stare and beat him to death.... "Well, he was already going to Hell" the Monk says. But during this entire time the ship has been sinking and another missle blows up the ship. Everyone dies, except for Sean Conery...and Chuck Norris.

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

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A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

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fruit salad?

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what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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i cant think of one.

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