a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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wanna hear a joke. i do to

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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knock knock who's there aids

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Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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