Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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? I hate niiggers ?

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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