- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

what do you watch ? a tv

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

Who is a knob? ross d

How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

I have Alzheimer. What?

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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