- Anti Joke

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

fart+fart=poop

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

wanna hear a joke. i do to

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