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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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Welcome to make your own anti joke! Please use tkeyboard usually available somewhere below this screen.

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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Dogs

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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