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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

Yo mamas so fat

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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