- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

Why did the chicken cross the road?

why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

poop

Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

Penis.

Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

Please Rape William Wright

Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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