Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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Gay's rights

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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all these jokes suck ass

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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