How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

colby doesnt shave

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

The WNBA

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

wanna hear a joke? no.

vagina, hehehehehehehe

ecks! why zee?

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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