How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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