- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

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