Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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