- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

wood cant chuck wood

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

I never asked for this.

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

for keeps?

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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