What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Hi? No!!!!!

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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