Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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Johan showering. . . AWK

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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