why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

womens rights to vote

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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