Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

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What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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Seth stock has a large penis

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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