How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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What did I do last night?work

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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KKK

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I'm a like whore

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Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

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what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

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