Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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It burns when I pee sometimes.

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How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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What did I do last night?work

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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KKK

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