I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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Matt Damon

what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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