- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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