my namew is jd

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wnba

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

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Niki Minaj's ass

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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Anti Joke

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