What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

What is long and black The unemployment line

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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