Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

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Not Steve Jobs

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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