A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

vagina, hehehehehehehe

What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

Type 2 diabetics

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

So a seal walks into a club..

A. Hey.. B. Hi

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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