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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

Knock knock --Come in.

Mrs. Welsh

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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