You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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