Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: He was in one tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over to warn everybody in the other tower and while he was in the other tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on that park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich...not too much mayo...just the way he likes it.)

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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Womens rights.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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AVB

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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myspace

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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what happens during a climax apples

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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