- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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What is White over Black? Society.

I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon slam

There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

What's red and hurts you? A brick.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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