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how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

Seth stock has a large penis

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

your father died

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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