Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

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roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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1 Jew XD

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You should never talk to strangers.

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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