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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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