Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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twilight

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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