How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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*prepares this to get negged*

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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