- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

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