Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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I am on a escalator.

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What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

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If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

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