What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

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What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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Women's Rights.

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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