What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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IU football

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

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What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

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Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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