What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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womens rights to vote

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

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A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

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A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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