have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

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Whats an Anti Joke

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A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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