roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

Darude - Sandstorm

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

Shut the cork up!

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

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