I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

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Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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womens rights

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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Where's my baby??

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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