Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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wanna here an anti joke scroll down

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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