Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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Whats an Anti Joke

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A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

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Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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