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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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