If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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Where's my baby??

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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