- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

womens rights

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

joe diragi makes paul look straight

Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

Where's my baby??

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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