What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

Your existance.

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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