It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

A child with cancer grows up.

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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