A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

womens rights

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

joe diragi makes paul look straight

Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

Where's my baby??

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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